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I wanted to save this for tomorrow but I couldn’t, this one was so ridiculous I had to post it now:
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really cute food coop woman wearing absurd traffic vest…. – m4w (pk slope)
… but you fill it out so nicely. i admired your radiance that you emitted by the florescent glow you gave off… from 3 blocks away. we smiled as we passed, as you think that i am attractive (i feel this way about you). that is because i am, and i’m no dope when it comes to interpreting wistful glances.
those vests are like lures for fish… they say: i eat well, believe in being commercially responsible, among other trappings of cultural turn-ons for the white, college edumacated males in this borough — and they say that you are reeeeally safety conscious to boot. this bodes well for our future children… god, i’m getting worked up writing this…
i hope against hope that you, and your comrades, are safe crossing the street, walking on the sidewalk, or anywhere else that you and your vests go. i want you to be safe so that we’ll have a chance to meet, fall in love, and i’ll help you with your traffic problem with all due love and attention.”
I wish guys would write me things like that, this is like pure poetry.
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random 4chan picture of the hour

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“This is vodka, infused with bacon… on a shelf… for three weeks. Then, it is cooled, strained, and bottled.”
As much as I love bacon and being drunk I don’t think that I would actually ever want to mix the two together. Actually I also don’t recommend mixing eggs with tequila, that was a terrible mix and I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
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Check this out

“San Diego native, 1988 regular and Rockstar video game artist (thank him for the upcoming Midnight Club LA game) Andrew Wilson releases his take on the ever-growing line seen outside the annual Crazy 4 Cult art show. This beautifully detailed poster depicting over 130 cult movie icons and characters, is essential for any movie buff, or art fan for that matter. Wilson put in over 100 man hours creating intense details, which in turn elicits responses like “OMG! I didn’t see the little Stonehedge the first time!” or “Aw man! Mommie Dearest is holding a wire hanger!” When you get this poster, much like the marriage of Seal and Heidi Klum, you won’t believe something like this could happen. The poster is 39 x 12 inches and printed on archival gloss paper. At only $35, this is a must-see, two thumbs up, reason to make a movie metaphor when selling a print over the internet.”
That’s a helluva lot of movie references to make in a single piece of art.
Me and the dude who emailed me about this poster were able to name a lot of the movies but I didn’t keep count so I am not sure how many I may be missing.
The poster is totally worth the price, its huge and freaking awesome. (that’s what she said)
You can order it here.
I recently ordered one, but I have no idea where I’m going to put it yet… Hallway? Kitchen?
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