That Girl's Site

Current Mood: Destructive

“BARNEGAT, N.J.–It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.”

That sounds like a story straight out of The Onion.

These folks obviously don’t know that you don’t just ’see’ ninjas walking around all willy-nilly like that, actually you don’t see ninjas ever because they are ninjas.

And thank you for sending me this Rusty