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Current Mood: Fired up

This is the best flower to give a girl gamer, it speaks from the heart and it will never die. Also it gives the ability to throw flame balls. Ok so it doesn’t let you throw fire but it’s still amazing.

pseuderanthemum incendia, or fire flower of the acanthaceae family of flowering plants is found wild in many places around worlds 1-2 and 4-2, and is cultivated in mysterious boxes as far as world 8-3. i’ts best to look for fire flowers when you are feeling super – they’re hard to see if you’re feeling down, but some mushrooms might help.

this specimen should remain alive as long as you keep it in a vase with some gasoline. it’s a bit of a commitment, what with the price of gas these days, but you can rest easy knowing that you fire flower doesn’t release carbon as it uses the gas, it actually helps remove carbon from the air.

this flower is sold with the intent that you only keep it as decoration. consuming the fire flower is very dangerous, and illegal in some states. by purchasing, you agree not to consume the fire flower (and not to send me your dental bills if you decide to break said agreement)

the fire flower is made from a scrap of laminate flooring from my kitchen, and is painted on all sides. it measures about 4″x9″, and has a hole in the bottom for an included wire to make it taller to suit your vase. if you would like more than one flower, please let me know. additional flowers are just $20 with no additional shipping cost.

You can order it here!